I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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