So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
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We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
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Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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