Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
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