haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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