On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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