Midget sex pt 2 tonight
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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