You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
it was like eating out sand paper
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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