i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
