its not stalking. its research.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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