I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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