yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I have aggressive nipples.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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