There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
