ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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