They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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