from now on my penis is your penis
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
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He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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