I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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