Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
where am i from again
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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