I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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