Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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