Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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