That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
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I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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