I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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