I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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