Betty ford says i'm here all night
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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