Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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