Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
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Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
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Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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