What a fucking waste of an outfit
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
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Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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