did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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