It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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