I think I died a long time ago.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
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they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
i out mim tonsoeep
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