i don't like sucking hair
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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