Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
where are you?
Hypothermia
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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