Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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