your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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