chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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