I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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