Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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it was like a zeppelin in a condom
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
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I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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