I don't think brook has ever known best
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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