I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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