If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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