I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'm really busy with my period
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