This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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