i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
did you just send me my own nude
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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