I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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