doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I want to have your abortion
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
