How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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