Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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