All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
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