I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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