I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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