I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
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I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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