i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Hippo gnu deer
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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