She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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