Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
