We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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