I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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