marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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