i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
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Oh Jesus.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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