I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
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Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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